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Post by meandog on Sept 19, 2007 9:27:15 GMT 12
Three rugby fans were on their way to a game when one fan noticed a foot protruding from a clump of bushes on the side of the road. They all stopped and discovered it was a nude female, dead drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Springbok fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The All-Black fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Australian fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch. The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the springbok cap, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the All-Black cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. The officer then lifted the Australian cap, replaced it, lifted it replaced it, lifted it a third time and replaced it one last time. The Australian fan was getting upset and finally asked," what are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking lifting and looking?" Well," said the officer," I am simply surprised. Normally when I look under an Australian hat, I find an arsehole!"
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Post by OasisNZ on Sept 19, 2007 12:39:02 GMT 12
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Post by macker on Sept 20, 2007 19:23:50 GMT 12
bahaha! ;D
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Post by Craig on Sept 20, 2007 21:19:24 GMT 12
ha ha ha ;D
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Post by macker on Sept 24, 2007 5:07:52 GMT 12
40-nil against the mighty Scots. However, the game was still plagued by stupid errors. Dans boots were on the wrong feet (or something), lets hope he gets it right for the big games. Nice try to Ali Williams, go the tighties!
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Post by OasisNZ on Sept 24, 2007 19:50:24 GMT 12
Shit, you're keen Macca, now that's what I call loyalty! Yeah, they won't get away with the silly mistakes against the big boys. Up your game lads.
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Post by macker on Sept 29, 2007 8:15:19 GMT 12
Just read a story about the "ball" debacle.
Apparently, teams are only allowed to train with replica balls, not the actual match balls. So, this means that you get a brand new ball, not "kicked in." It is the same for all teams, so I am not suggesting any team is better or worse off than another. But, it does make it hard for the kickers, never getting a ball like is used in the game to practice with.
Dan, up yer game chum.
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Post by macker on Sept 30, 2007 12:59:19 GMT 12
Yes, well. I stayed up and watched the AB's play the Romanians.
Keith Robinson accounted for himself well.
Nick Evans kicked well.
Apart from that, nothing startling to report, a huge win against a team that would be matched well with Boys High 1st XV.
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Post by OasisNZ on Oct 7, 2007 9:01:55 GMT 12
Oh well, the lads are coming home. No point crying about it I guess, but one of those tries by the French involved a forward pass not spotted by the ref and a couple of other piss poor calls...
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Post by OasisNZ on Oct 8, 2007 7:56:40 GMT 12
So what's the difference between a teabag and the All Blacks... Teabag stays in the cup longer!!!
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Post by OasisNZ on Oct 8, 2007 15:16:34 GMT 12
What's the difference between Cinderella and the All Blacks? At least Cinderella made it to the ball...
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Post by OasisNZ on Oct 21, 2007 7:24:43 GMT 12
Go SA! ;D
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Post by OasisNZ on Oct 21, 2007 9:18:37 GMT 12
A nice tidy win to SA...
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Post by Dalbyj on Nov 3, 2007 17:07:03 GMT 12
What do you call a group of men watching the World Cup Final on TV?
The All Blacks ....
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Post by macker on Nov 3, 2007 20:39:29 GMT 12
*snorts*
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Post by macker on Nov 3, 2007 20:39:49 GMT 12
;D
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