Post by luxuryflake on May 13, 2007 12:50:59 GMT 12
From a gift book written by children for mothers everywhere.
Mums are walls which protect their children from the outside world. Adrian age 11
A mother is a woman who buys you chewing gum and when you have fillings she blames you. Susan age 11
A mum is a person who is always in the right place when you need her. Claire
A mum is a person who says "go to bed" and when she says that, you stay very quiet and she forgets about you. Aishling
Mothers are people who are angry when you are at home and sad when you are away. Vinay age 12
A mother is supposed to love you and wash smelly boys' socks. Sarah age 8
Lots of mums put lots of purfume on. Lots of mums have false theeth and Lots of mums have glasses and false eyebrows. Mums where wigs to suffacate the nits. Philip age 10
The things my mum, does for me are uncountible. She has been helping me hours on end ever since I was born. Mark age 8
I love my mother. She gave birth to me and to her I owe my very being. Papageorgiou age 15
Mine is going to have a baby and she told me she can't smack me till after April. Simon age 10
My mum says "yes dear" when she doesn't know what I am talking about. Tanya age 10
The way she worries about my school tests anyone would think she was taking them not me. Robert age 12
When my mammy talks on the telephone she talks posh. Hilary age 7
My mum has weird rules that I have to obey, like having a bath, keeping my bedroom tidy, and even having a haircut. Christopher Age 12
Mothers are the sort of people who, before a Western starts in the evening send you to bed saying how awful it will be and then wake you up saying what a fantastic show it was. Nicolas
My mother is a teacher and she knows the answers to mosy questions except what age she is. Douglas 13
My mother always has room for me in her arms. She's never too busy to give our family the special love that only a mother can give. Donna age 9
Mums are walls which protect their children from the outside world. Adrian age 11
A mother is a woman who buys you chewing gum and when you have fillings she blames you. Susan age 11
A mum is a person who is always in the right place when you need her. Claire
A mum is a person who says "go to bed" and when she says that, you stay very quiet and she forgets about you. Aishling
Mothers are people who are angry when you are at home and sad when you are away. Vinay age 12
A mother is supposed to love you and wash smelly boys' socks. Sarah age 8
Lots of mums put lots of purfume on. Lots of mums have false theeth and Lots of mums have glasses and false eyebrows. Mums where wigs to suffacate the nits. Philip age 10
The things my mum, does for me are uncountible. She has been helping me hours on end ever since I was born. Mark age 8
I love my mother. She gave birth to me and to her I owe my very being. Papageorgiou age 15
Mine is going to have a baby and she told me she can't smack me till after April. Simon age 10
My mum says "yes dear" when she doesn't know what I am talking about. Tanya age 10
The way she worries about my school tests anyone would think she was taking them not me. Robert age 12
When my mammy talks on the telephone she talks posh. Hilary age 7
My mum has weird rules that I have to obey, like having a bath, keeping my bedroom tidy, and even having a haircut. Christopher Age 12
Mothers are the sort of people who, before a Western starts in the evening send you to bed saying how awful it will be and then wake you up saying what a fantastic show it was. Nicolas
My mother is a teacher and she knows the answers to mosy questions except what age she is. Douglas 13
My mother always has room for me in her arms. She's never too busy to give our family the special love that only a mother can give. Donna age 9