Dalbyj
Chief of Staff
Hope Springs a Kernal
Posts: 2,378
|
Post by Dalbyj on Nov 28, 2007 18:45:19 GMT 12
Why do seagulls live by the sea?
Because if they lived by the bay, they would be called bagels ....
|
|
Dalbyj
Chief of Staff
Hope Springs a Kernal
Posts: 2,378
|
Post by Dalbyj on Nov 28, 2007 18:46:36 GMT 12
A shetland pony walks into a bar. As he orders his drink he coughs a bit. The barman says 'You alright there mate?' And the pony says ...
'Yep, I'm just a little hoarse' ...
|
|
|
Post by meandog on Nov 28, 2007 18:54:12 GMT 12
;D ;D ;D
|
|
Dalbyj
Chief of Staff
Hope Springs a Kernal
Posts: 2,378
|
Post by Dalbyj on Nov 28, 2007 18:55:43 GMT 12
I told those jokes at work and nearly got smacked lol ...
|
|
|
Post by OasisNZ on Nov 28, 2007 19:53:40 GMT 12
Shocking, at the very least, you should have been sacked, not smacked! ;D ;D ;D
|
|
|
Post by certegy on Nov 28, 2007 23:54:12 GMT 12
;D ;D ;D N.I.C.E
|
|
Dalbyj
Chief of Staff
Hope Springs a Kernal
Posts: 2,378
|
Post by Dalbyj on Nov 29, 2007 15:28:22 GMT 12
Found some more ...
How do you know policemen are strong? Because they can hold up traffic.
|
|
Dalbyj
Chief of Staff
Hope Springs a Kernal
Posts: 2,378
|
Post by Dalbyj on Nov 29, 2007 15:28:42 GMT 12
How does the queen bee get around her hive? She's throne.
|
|
Dalbyj
Chief of Staff
Hope Springs a Kernal
Posts: 2,378
|
Post by Dalbyj on Nov 29, 2007 15:29:02 GMT 12
Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
|
|
Dalbyj
Chief of Staff
Hope Springs a Kernal
Posts: 2,378
|
Post by Dalbyj on Nov 29, 2007 15:30:10 GMT 12
How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck an ear.
|
|
Dalbyj
Chief of Staff
Hope Springs a Kernal
Posts: 2,378
|
Post by Dalbyj on Nov 29, 2007 15:30:42 GMT 12
What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission? He Apollo-gized.
|
|
Dalbyj
Chief of Staff
Hope Springs a Kernal
Posts: 2,378
|
Post by Dalbyj on Nov 29, 2007 15:31:23 GMT 12
What's an educated hole in the wall? A wisecrack.
|
|
Dalbyj
Chief of Staff
Hope Springs a Kernal
Posts: 2,378
|
Post by Dalbyj on Nov 29, 2007 15:32:11 GMT 12
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway.
|
|
|
Post by meandog on Nov 29, 2007 15:42:23 GMT 12
;D What do you call a fish with no eye? ?? Fsh. LMAO
|
|
|
Post by meandog on Nov 29, 2007 15:43:39 GMT 12
What house is not heavy? A lighthouse. Mwahahahaha!!! ;D ;D ;D
|
|
Dalbyj
Chief of Staff
Hope Springs a Kernal
Posts: 2,378
|
Post by Dalbyj on Aug 9, 2008 19:28:27 GMT 12
Whats red and invisible?
No tomatoes ...
|
|
Dalbyj
Chief of Staff
Hope Springs a Kernal
Posts: 2,378
|
Post by Dalbyj on Aug 9, 2008 19:29:01 GMT 12
What do you call a lady sitting on a piece of toast?
Marg ...
|
|
|
Post by macker on Aug 9, 2008 20:22:28 GMT 12
omg Lame, dalby, very lame. Although, I'll admit to having a bit of a giggle...
|
|
|
Post by naki on Aug 10, 2008 3:42:44 GMT 12
Whats red and invisible? No tomatoes ... What's green and invisible? No tomatoes' kid brother.
|
|
|
Post by certegy on Aug 10, 2008 7:27:54 GMT 12
|
|