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Post by meandog on Nov 30, 2006 11:47:47 GMT 12
;D I'll 'ave arf!
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Post by Manukarose on Dec 3, 2006 21:18:44 GMT 12
Dear Undecided Ditherer,
I think chocolate chip cookies fare better travelling and are better to dunk in coffees!!!
Hope this helps!!! LOL.
Btw: Can't wait to see YOU not your food! xxx
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Post by Dalbyj on Dec 4, 2006 7:15:57 GMT 12
hehe can't wait to see you too lol ...
I made the choc chippie bikkies but they are all EATEN!!! Thats what I get for having a house full of males! Still, it's nice to know they appreciate my baking.
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Post by Manukarose on Dec 4, 2006 11:34:39 GMT 12
And ... Meandog ... wot makes you think we are going to give u 'arf of our cookies hmmmm??? U don't share your oysters or homebrew!!!!
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Post by Dalbyj on Dec 4, 2006 11:49:34 GMT 12
Dear Mands ...
My 6 year old son is worrying me. He has told me he loves vegetables and has asked me to buy brussels sprouts. Before I had children I promised myself never to serve them brussels sprouts - so how can I get around this? And is my son normal?
Signed, Worried Mother
***oops sowwy click wrong button - was distracted by sushi
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Post by Dalbyj on Dec 18, 2006 13:06:39 GMT 12
hmmmmmmmm maybe this question is too hard for mands ...
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Post by meandog on Dec 18, 2006 13:29:01 GMT 12
May I interrupt with this one, suggest he settles for broccoli, which is another disgusting vegetable. LOL
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Post by Dalbyj on Dec 18, 2006 14:36:24 GMT 12
May I interrupt with this one, suggest he settles for broccoli, which is another disgusting vegetable. LOL The problem is ... he loves broccoli! *strange child* lol
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Post by Manukarose on Dec 18, 2006 15:22:29 GMT 12
Dear Worried Mother,
There are a number of remedies that come to mind and you could choose one or more of the following:
Coat the said 'sprouts' in Wasabi ... the child/ren will not eat sprouts again.
Get a counsellor, maybe he has a self image esteem yah de yah problem that he feels sprouts may address. THIS IS NOT SO ... SPROUTS ARE NOT GOOD FOR ANYTHING!
Add extra salt to the water
Throw in the whole stalk as well with sprouts connected and tell him he must eat the whole one.
Get some toothpicks and olives and make scary faces on them
Tell them to play marbles with them, I KNOW this works well because I, yes I, play lawn bowls with grapefruit!
Hope this helps.
Mands
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Post by mpg1 on Dec 18, 2006 15:39:25 GMT 12
Dear Mands,
'Tis the season to be jolly and fandamily orientated and all that but I'm struggling.
5 assorted rellies (1 x 1yr old) have swelled the ranks at my pad, to the point where i'm sleeping on a futon mattress in the floor of my office and waking whenever lil' miss adorable-yet-loud-@-2am decides to wake up.
Resting Heart Rate is up, workouts sluggish, and eyelids heavy. I'm having even more bouts of (now not so) random brain fade moments. Yesterday I ran, only noticing I hadn't actually turned on my MP3 player until I was warming down and went to turn it off. Gawd only knows what I thought I was listening to for the preceeding 45 mins.
How long can I keep this up? Does it get better or worse? What can I do about this?
Any help would be gratefully received. TIA,
DreamSeeker
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Post by Manukarose on Dec 18, 2006 15:43:36 GMT 12
***THIS IS MAND'S PERSONAL SECRETARY HERE, SHE IS UNABLE TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION FOR ANOTHER FIVE MINUTES BUT WILL BE AVAILABLE SOON - THANK YOU FOR WRITING TO DEAR MANDS AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR $50 DONATION ***
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Post by Manukarose on Dec 18, 2006 15:54:43 GMT 12
Dear Dreamseeker,
There are soo many problems within this one letter, to me the solution is simple, but we don't want to turn this into a religious thread so the alternative answers are:
1. Change your SURname (see dalby i listen to you) ... then your relies will get confused when they come next year.
2. Change your clocks, so that when wee miss wakes up you will think it is 5 am instead of 2 am and your sub conscious will be so pleased with her that you will forget you are sleepy.
3. Your synapses are obviously in a time warp ... they need to catch up with everyone else you can do this by eating sushi ... (the amino acids in the rice vinegar used in sushi will aid healing of synapses).
4. Heavy eyelids is not a problem apparently ... bedroom eyes are a real hit with the women, or in your case, WOMAN.
5. Try using oils in your warm ups and warm downs may I suggest a tad of peppermint to spark your muscles and your brain up before exercise.
Apart from that ... the only thing i can say is ... the biggest oxymoron in life is MERRY CHRISTMAS!
lol
Hope this helps.
Mands
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Post by Dalbyj on Dec 18, 2006 16:00:10 GMT 12
1. Change your SURname (see dalby i listen to you) ... then your relies will get confused when they come next year. Good girl ... but it's rellies .. or to be even more pedantic, relatives ... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Manukarose on Dec 18, 2006 16:02:42 GMT 12
yeah ummm my avatar gremlin made my ' l ' sooooo slim it blended with the other one.
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Post by mpg1 on Dec 18, 2006 18:55:00 GMT 12
Dear Dreamseeker, There are soo many problems within this one letter, to me the solution is simple, but we don't want to turn this into a religious thread so the alternative answers are: 1. Change your SURname (see dalby i listen to you) ... then your relies will get confused when they come next year. 2. Change your clocks, so that when wee miss wakes up you will think it is 5 am instead of 2 am and your sub conscious will be so pleased with her that you will forget you are sleepy. 3. Your synapses are obviously in a time warp ... they need to catch up with everyone else you can do this by eating sushi ... (the amino acids in the rice vinegar used in sushi will aid healing of synapses). 4. Heavy eyelids is not a problem apparently ... bedroom eyes are a real hit with the women, or in your case, WOMAN. 5. Try using oils in your warm ups and warm downs may I suggest a tad of peppermint to spark your muscles and your brain up before exercise. Apart from that ... the only thing i can say is ... the biggest oxymoron in life is MERRY CHRISTMAS! lol Hope this helps. Mands Xie xie ni xiao xi, xiao lou Nuka zi. Hao jiu bu jian 1: There are plans to move out of the big smoke, but unfortunately, they already know where I'll be heading. However, many thanks for the suggestion. 2: Worth a shot, cheers. 3: I'm sure I've heard that somewhere before, from someone else. Actually, from many someone elses. There just may be something there worth investigating further, although, as I cannot stomach seafood, I'll pass on the sushi. 4: Wow, i must be getting old if road map eyes are all the rage these days. There is no woman, hasn't been for a few months. Besides, in my fatigued state, it's hard (OK, poor diction, I know) enough keeping my eyelids up, let alone anything else 5: In lue(sp?) of peppermint oil, will red-bull and ice-cream provide the spark needed? Whilst the latter is a staple part of my diet, I can make exceptions for the former, if it's worth trying. @ this moment, everyone is out and it's so quiet I can hear the birds chirping. I'm off to make the most of the vacant premises and lie naked in the living room, soaking up some borderline melancholy Bach...TTFN
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Post by Manukarose on Dec 18, 2006 20:38:19 GMT 12
i didn't say road map eyes I said bedroom eyes, but hey road map works just as well. I apologise for the assumption ... i just assumed well yeah ... no wonder you are finding it hard with extra rellies.
oh and sushi doesn't have to be fish - quite nice with chicken (cooked of course).
I am pleased you found SOME information of benefit - remember nothing in this thread should be taken seriously - at least said by me.
seeya.
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Post by mpg1 on Dec 19, 2006 9:34:12 GMT 12
LOL. "favourite seller"...but...I haven't sold anything on Z, even though I've tried on a few occasions (but lets not go there b/c last time I enquired how others were doing, I was banned from the forum there ). Chur, sis'.
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Post by Manukarose on Dec 19, 2006 11:50:27 GMT 12
Without hope life is not worth living.
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Post by Dalbyj on Jan 16, 2007 9:01:25 GMT 12
Dear Mands ... or should that be Dear SupaNukaNanny ;D
An unusual phenomenon has occurred! There is a bright yellow round thing in the sky, and the air feels strangely warm.
I searched my dictionary and found this word - 'Sum-mer'. Could this be what is happening? And if so, what do we do about it?
Signed, Warm At Last
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Post by misilon1 on Apr 30, 2007 20:36:52 GMT 12
dear mands it will be really nice to see this up and running again soon ,..make it sooner than later
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