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Post by Manukarose on Oct 15, 2006 16:21:50 GMT 12
Mands is your everyday problem solver from hedgehogs stuck in your drain to unsightly pimples on the tip of your nose!
So if you have a problem you want solved ... just put it up here for the world to see and for Mands to solve.
Tip: A factual problem might be best dealt with by a professional. Unless you want a bull pucky artist akin to a car sales man or a politician Mands is your gal!
DISCLAIMER: ANY REAL OR UNREAL PROBLEMS PRESENTED ON THIS THREAD WILL BE DEALT WITH IN A PROFESSIONAL MANNER BY A VERY UNPROFESSIONAL PERSON SO THIS IS HER OPINION ONLY AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.
PS: If i can't help I KNOW some of our loverly posters can!
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Post by Dalbyj on Oct 15, 2006 16:25:54 GMT 12
Dear Mands,
I am having a huge problem at the moment, with what my husband calls a 'bed magnet'. Every morning it pins me to the bed making it incredibly difficult to get up and go about my daily business. How can I turn off this bed magnet so that my family actually sees me in the morning?
signed, sleepyhead
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Post by tormore on Oct 15, 2006 16:29:40 GMT 12
make him get up first...
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Post by Dalbyj on Oct 15, 2006 16:30:47 GMT 12
he does tormore, thats the problem!
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Post by Dalbyj on Oct 15, 2006 16:31:26 GMT 12
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh now I get it *blush*
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Post by Manukarose on Oct 15, 2006 16:31:36 GMT 12
Hello Sleepyhead ...
Usually this type of overpowering magnetic field occurs when there is a lot of negative charges within the confines of your dwelling.
What you will need to do is change these negative charges into positive in order to counteract the powerful pull of this 'magnet.'
Some suggested ways of creating a positive environment are as follows:
The negative charge, should make the magnetee breakfast in bed BEFORE he goes to work.
The negative charge, should buy the magnetee lots of chocolate to keep her in a good mood all day.
The negative charge should also learn advanced massage techniques that would revive any remaining negativeness that remains.
Hope this works sleepyhead and you won't be a sleepyhead for long.
Mands
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Post by ivyplus on Oct 15, 2006 16:34:43 GMT 12
Dear Mands, I am having a huge problem at the moment, with what my husband calls a 'bed magnet'. Every morning it pins me to the bed making it incredibly difficult to get up and go about my daily business. How can I turn off this bed magnet so that my family actually sees me in the morning? signed, sleepyhead Try to sleep under the bed. I am sure you will be up earlier!
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Post by Dalbyj on Oct 15, 2006 16:37:01 GMT 12
thank you mands. I read this out to the 'negative charge' and he said "WHAT??!!" ... this means he understands everything you said and is willing to act on it.
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Post by ivyplus on Oct 15, 2006 16:38:10 GMT 12
thank you mands. I read this out to the 'negative charge' and he said "WHAT??!!" ... this means he understands everything you said and is willing to act on it. Otherwise he needs some treatment! (like your cat in the avatar!)
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Post by Manukarose on Oct 15, 2006 16:39:13 GMT 12
*waves to the negative charge!!! I'm cooking you some nice ummm ... roast with kumara and yams when u come!
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Post by Dalbyj on Oct 15, 2006 16:45:28 GMT 12
the negative charge thanks you ... and promises to bring choccy and wine if you're good LOL!
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Post by Manukarose on Oct 15, 2006 16:45:31 GMT 12
*Sits back and waits for the next problem to be solved! (Oblivious to the marital disharmony she may leave in her wake!)
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Post by ivyplus on Oct 15, 2006 16:51:25 GMT 12
*Sits back and waits for the next problem to be solved! (Oblivious to the marital disharmony she may leave in her wake!) Dear Mands! What shall I do? My purse is always empty?
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Post by Manukarose on Oct 15, 2006 17:00:14 GMT 12
Dear Ivyplus ...
This is indeed a sad sad situation that needs to be remedied really quickly.
There are many synthetic types of stuffing that could be used ivy ...
I would suggest for a very full look to use cotton wool.
Or if you wish to create the illusion it is full of bills, raid the family's Monopoly game and use some bills from there. (Make sure though that they are a little tattered and torn to provide the realistic look!).
Failing all that ... you could use a certain admin on YOP to find the whereabouts of another certain admin's wallet and transfer the contents from that to your purse.
An empty purse is not a good look for any woman!
Hope this helps!
Mands
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Post by misillon on Oct 15, 2006 17:05:29 GMT 12
Dear mands I want to be married by internet how should I proceed ?
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Post by ivyplus on Oct 15, 2006 17:09:09 GMT 12
Dear Ivyplus ... This is indeed a sad sad situation that needs to be remedied really quickly. There are many synthetic types of stuffing that could be used ivy ... I would suggest for a very full look to use cotton wool. Or if you wish to create the illusion it is full of bills, raid the family's Monopoly game and use some bills from there. (Make sure though that they are a little tattered and torn to provide the realistic look!). Failing all that ... you could use a certain admin on YOP to find the whereabouts of another certain admin's wallet and transfer the contents from that to your purse. An empty purse is not a good look for any woman! Hope this helps! Mands Thanks a lot Mands. You gave me some good advice. I will go ahead and find admin's purse. If it is as empty as mine I might change my last $10 note into coins to fill up my purse.
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Post by Manukarose on Oct 15, 2006 17:19:27 GMT 12
Dear Misilon
That is an intricate question that unfortunately is almost outside my realms of wisdom.
Note though I said ALMOST -
Now an internet wedding does have its ups - cheap invitations, you don't even have to dress up!
Just follow these few simple steps:
All invites will be via email of course (And ud have to set up a private chat box via a forum like msn so all guests could be invited to said ceremony).
The downside of course is if the guests do not attend a real wedding they may feel less inclined to give real gifts!
My advice would be not to proceed with a wedding in this manner.
I hope it works out for you.
Mands
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Post by ivyplus on Oct 15, 2006 17:23:49 GMT 12
Dear Misilon That is an intricate question that unfortunately is almost outside my realms of wisdom. Note though I said ALMOST - Now an internet wedding does have its ups - cheap invitations, you don't even have to dress up! Just follow these few simple steps: All invites will be via email of course (And ud have to set up a private chat box via a forum like msn so all guests could be invited to said ceremony). The downside of course is if the guests do not attend a real wedding they may feel less inclined to give real gifts! My advice would be not to proceed with a wedding in this manner. I hope it works out for you. Mands I have asked around and we would be witness and best man! Don't give up misslion!
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Post by misillon on Oct 15, 2006 17:57:55 GMT 12
Dear Misilon That is an intricate question that unfortunately is almost outside my realms of wisdom. Note though I said ALMOST - Now an internet wedding does have its ups - cheap invitations, you don't even have to dress up! Just follow these few simple steps: All invites will be via email of course (And ud have to set up a private chat box via a forum like msn so all guests could be invited to said ceremony). The downside of course is if the guests do not attend a real wedding they may feel less inclined to give real gifts! My advice would be not to proceed with a wedding in this manner. I hope it works out for you. Mands ohh thank you mands,.......just another small problem there is no groom,.,..ooohhh but I love a wedding,..can you fix it for me please,..my subjects await me ,...and thank you Ivy Im sure it will all work out in the end indeed hehe!!,.....tweedle dee and tweedle dum have been invited
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Post by ivyplus on Oct 15, 2006 18:04:31 GMT 12
Dear Misilon That is an intricate question that unfortunately is almost outside my realms of wisdom. Note though I said ALMOST - Now an internet wedding does have its ups - cheap invitations, you don't even have to dress up! Just follow these few simple steps: All invites will be via email of course (And ud have to set up a private chat box via a forum like msn so all guests could be invited to said ceremony). The downside of course is if the guests do not attend a real wedding they may feel less inclined to give real gifts! My advice would be not to proceed with a wedding in this manner. I hope it works out for you. Mands ohh thank you mands,.......just another small problem there is no groom,.,..ooohhh but I love a wedding,..can you fix it for me please,..my subjects await me ,...and thank you Ivy Im sure it will all work out in the end indeed hehe!!,.....tweedle dee and tweedle dum have been invited My suggestion to get hold of a guy! Try to think how they do! That might help. And when you see one you like don't fuss around - tell him!!! ;D
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