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Post by misillon on Oct 15, 2006 18:08:19 GMT 12
I shall just crawl back into the hole I came out of,...a lot of my friends are here with me and are amazed at the ability one has to carry on a convo with someone I dont know,..in fun ,..Ivy You must have a serious talk with me one day hehe!! thank you,...
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Post by ivyplus on Oct 15, 2006 18:10:13 GMT 12
I shall just crawl back into the hole I came out of,...a lot of my friends are here with me and are amazed at the ability one has to carry on a convo with someone I dont know,..in fun ,..Ivy You must have a serious talk with me one day hehe!! thank you,... I certainly could give you some hints! Just let me know when you are around Nelson!
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Post by meandog on Oct 15, 2006 18:17:31 GMT 12
Oh dear Mands! I have a real dilemma, a lovely lady down south of me (names will go unmentioned) loves oysters and I did promise her some, but I have procrastinated on the deal. What should I do with out causing her any embarrassment? Pleeeese help me.
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Post by Manukarose on Oct 15, 2006 18:30:06 GMT 12
Dear Misilon
Well ... a pretend wedding may be in order here then, but would draw the line at pretend food and honeymoon.
It seems to me that you are trying to make an excuse for a rip roaring party!
Stop making excuses and just have one!
Over and out.
Mands
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Post by Manukarose on Oct 15, 2006 18:31:29 GMT 12
Oh dear Mands! I have a real dilemma, a lovely lady down south of me (names will go unmentioned) loves oysters and I did promise her some, but I have procrastinated on the deal. What should I do with out causing her any embarrassment? Pleeeese help me. Dear Meandog That is a delimna indeed. If the lady is as lovely as you think she is, she will probably not hold you to your promise anyway. However if you are truly concerned it may inhibit the friendship, then I am sure she would accept a doz homebrew in lieu of the said oysters. Hope I have helped. Mands
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Post by Dalbyj on Oct 16, 2006 15:18:32 GMT 12
Dear Mands,
I am having a lot of trouble with a certain other message board. Every time a fun/silly thread starts it seems to turn to custard very quickly with either catty remarks or vulgar references. Have you noticed this at all? Or is it just me being precious?
Signed, MB jumper
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Post by Manukarose on Oct 16, 2006 15:23:23 GMT 12
Well MB jumper ...
This one is very easily fixed!
I think that we should take the other MB DOWN! And make this MB our main stay.
Perhaps we should provide some jelly to go with that custard??
Mands
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Post by OasisNZ on Oct 16, 2006 16:58:02 GMT 12
Hehe
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Post by OasisNZ on Oct 16, 2006 17:39:33 GMT 12
Dears Mands.... I'm all out of beer and I only put the last brew down on friday tinyurl.com/y33ggpWhat on earth am I gonna do? ....
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Post by misillon on Oct 16, 2006 18:09:36 GMT 12
Dear Misilon Well ... a pretend wedding may be in order here then, but would draw the line at pretend food and honeymoon. It seems to me that you are trying to make an excuse for a rip roaring party! Stop making excuses and just have one! Over and out. Mands oh darn "busted" ,............what do you suggest I do with all the alcahol left over in the whiskey and bourbon bottles,. such a waste,.. there must be some useful use I can find for them, ??
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Post by meandog on Oct 16, 2006 18:27:37 GMT 12
Mands I feel any one that admits to the cardinal sin of running out of beer should repeat 200 times the phrase "BEER IS BEST" LMAO.
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Post by OasisNZ on Oct 16, 2006 19:09:32 GMT 12
Mands I feel any one that admits to the cardinal sin of running out of beer should repeat 200 times the phrase "BEER IS BEST" LMAO. Haha, bit like the drinking games of old where it was a cardinal sin to dob oneself in, a double skull being the punishment! Have therefore repeated 400 times that BEER IS BEST, and promise on the horrid oath of going sober for the rest of my days that I will never forget to put the brew down in time in future, LMAO
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Post by Manukarose on Oct 16, 2006 20:25:04 GMT 12
Dears Mands.... I'm all out of beer and I only put the last brew down on friday tinyurl.com/y33ggpWhat on earth am I gonna do? .... Dear Beer breath, I am guessing that perhaps someone in your household is maybe using your beer for hair conditioner? Could account for the really low supplies in such a short time. Of course, there is always the possibility that it tastes like water and has been drunk accordingly. My answer to your delimna is to store your beer at a mates place, the further the better, say even as far as Wanganui perhaps. Then you'd have to travel to have some and therefore in theory it should last a lot longer! Hope your next batch lasts longer. Mands
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Post by ivyplus on Oct 16, 2006 20:32:22 GMT 12
Dears Mands.... I'm all out of beer and I only put the last brew down on friday tinyurl.com/y33ggpWhat on earth am I gonna do? .... Dear Beer breath, I am guessing that perhaps someone in your household is maybe using your beer for hair conditioner? Could account for the really low supplies in such a short time. Of course, there is always the possibility that it tastes like water and has been drunk accordingly. My answer to your delimna is to store your beer at a mates place, the further the better, say even as far as Wanganui perhaps. Then you'd have to travel to have some and therefore in theory it should last a lot longer! Hope your next batch lasts longer. Mands The snails are here again! and they want some too!
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Post by ivyplus on Oct 16, 2006 20:43:08 GMT 12
Dear Mands! Often I am too busy during the day and forget to drink my water! In the evening I have a headache and Oasis is complaining! Hope you find a solution! Cheers, ivy
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Post by ivyplus on Oct 17, 2006 11:05:40 GMT 12
Dear Mands! Another problem is arising! We try to dance and I want to lead too! Why can't Oasis understand that times changed! Cheers, ivy
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Post by Manukarose on Oct 17, 2006 14:45:27 GMT 12
Dear Mands! Often I am too busy during the day and forget to drink my water! In the evening I have a headache and Oasis is complaining! Hope you find a solution! Cheers, ivy Dear Ivy This is quite a complex problem made up of a few 'little' problems. Now we could tackle each one individually or tackle the ONE problem that would probably eliminate all the others and that is the complaining part. I know a little man down south ( A wwwayyy down south) who has invented this microchip, that when swallowed embeds itself into the bowel of the complainee. Which means that with a remote control you can actually mute the complainee. A gag has been suggested by my faithful 'staff' who will always remain unnamed, but too easily removed I think. Please let me know if I should contact my little man and retrieve one of these ground breaking chips for you. Hope I have helped. Mands
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Post by Manukarose on Oct 17, 2006 14:49:48 GMT 12
Dear Mands! Another problem is arising! We try to dance and I want to lead too! Why can't Oasis understand that times changed! Cheers, ivy Dear Ivy While I think that 'he' should see that times have indeed changed, I think you are tackling this problem the wrong way around. Now ... I know from your previous letters to "Dear Mands" that you are quite an intelligent lady, so this is what I suggest you do. You go along with him, and let him lead ... and you let him get his way for a full few hours until he is putty in your hand. Then ANYTHING you ask you will receive. Some things that should be on the list would be massages, three course meals, housework, trip to Wanganui, almost anything u desire. Be smart Ivy and remain in control. Mands xxx
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Post by Dalbyj on Oct 17, 2006 15:05:13 GMT 12
Dear Mands,
I have a work problem. My boss does not supply me with chocolate. I ask you, how is a girl supposed to work well without large amounts of chocolate to get her thru the day?
Signed, Chocoholic
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Post by Manukarose on Oct 17, 2006 15:51:43 GMT 12
Dear Mands, I have a work problem. My boss does not supply me with chocolate. I ask you, how is a girl supposed to work well without large amounts of chocolate to get her thru the day? Signed, Chocoholic Dear Chocoholic I think your boss is actually discriminating against your preference. You need to lay it on the line and tell your boss that unless chocolate is allowed at work then other caffeine based products ie: Coffee should also be banned. It is NOT okay to say yes to one thing that overloads the brain and makes you talk alot and spin out and no to a food that is generally exactly the same in makeup. It should not be tolerated and if your boss has any problems with this you may give him my number. (0900gossip) Mands
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